Birthday jokes
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A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.
BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from office to office, a voice finally said, "Hello." "Are you the game warden?" she asked.
"Yes."
"Finally Ah've got the right person!" she said. "Could yaw'l gimme some help with my son's birthday party?"
"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"
"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthday,
and it said that I needed an upgrade."
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