Birthday jokes

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How old were you on your last birthday?
Eight.
And how old will you be on your next birthday?
Ten.
Oh, I don't think that's possible.
Oh, yes it is - I'm nine today.

Rating: 3.6 |

Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.

Rating: 3.6 |

I forgot my brother's birthday last month.
What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.

Rating: 3.0 |

Will you come to my party on Saturday?
Yes, please, What's the address?
25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow.
Why with my elbow?
Well, you won't be empty-handed, will you!

Rating: 2.4 |

I've been shopping for my wife's birthday present.
What did you get her?
A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost £20.
£20! Why didn't you come to my house - you could have had some of ours for free!

Rating: 3.8 |

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