Birthday jokes

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A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's the matter?' she asked. 'It's my birthday!' he hollered. 'And I had a bicycle and a new tracksuit and this afternoon there's to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterwards. . .' and he had to stop talking because he was crying so hard.

'But that's lovely,' said the old lady. 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm lost!'

Rating: 3.4 |

What did you get for your birthday?
Another year!

Rating: 3.2 |

When is your birthday?
17th January.
What year?
Every year!

Rating: 3.4 |

Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same day as his father's. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a pistol.

He wrapped the perfume and wrote a note to his girlfriend, saying, 'Use this all over yourself and think of me.'

Unfortunately he put the note on his father's present.

Rating: 2.6 |

Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again.
How can you be so sure?
I was 10 years old yesterday.

Rating: 4.6 |

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