Birthday jokes
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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?
He heard they were having upside-down cake!
What does a clam do on his birthday?
He shellabrates!
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.
'Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am,' he said politely, ' but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread!'
'That's right.'
'Every day you wallop him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were hitting him with a chocolate cake....?'
'Well, today is his birthday!'
Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'
Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake ?
The candles melted in the oven.
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